The hair frizz will flow,
Long, wild and grey,
The botox has worn off
So the mirror screams Shar pei
No pedicures in sight
And toenails do not shrink
No need to don a fur
I am now the missing link.
So when that great day dawns
And it’s safe to meet and talk
Will we recognize each other
Will we think the time has warped?
From our boardgames, memes and netflix
Our cybersex & blogs
We’ll drink until we’re blind
Then we’ll find someone to snog
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